Cheating Husband Sends Divorce Letter – His Wife’s Response Leaves Him Regretting Everything

Some stories hit you right in the heart, and this one has all the elements of a great tale—drama, revenge, and an unexpected twist. It’s a classic case of “be careful what you wish for,” and the ending will leave you laughing.

This story begins with a letter from a husband who, after seven years of marriage, decides to leave his wife. But his wife’s response? Let’s just say, he didn’t see it coming.

Husband’s Letter:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing this letter to let you know that I’m leaving you for good. We’ve been married for seven years, and I’ve been a good husband to you. But honestly, I don’t feel appreciated.

The last few weeks have been unbearable. I found out from your boss today that you quit your job, which was the final straw.

Last week, I went out of my way for you. I cooked your favorite dish, got a fresh haircut, and even bought new silk boxers. But when you got home from work, you didn’t notice any of it. You barely ate, watched your soaps, and went straight to bed.

It feels like you’ve lost all interest in me. You don’t want to be intimate, show me love, or even acknowledge me. Maybe you’re cheating, or maybe you just don’t care anymore. Either way, it’s over, and I’m leaving.

Your Ex-Husband

P.S. Don’t bother trying to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together. I hope you have a great life!

Wife’s Response:

Dear Ex-Husband,

Your letter truly made my day. Yes, we’ve been married for seven years, but you’ve got a strange idea of what makes a good husband.

I watch TV to drown out your constant complaining. And I noticed your new haircut, but I didn’t say anything because my mother taught me not to speak if I have nothing nice to say—and frankly, I thought you looked like a girl.

As for that “favorite dish” you made, you forgot that I stopped eating pork seven years ago. You actually made my sister’s favorite, not mine.

And those silk boxers? I didn’t comment because I saw the $49.99 price tag still on them. Funny enough, my sister borrowed $50 from me that same day. Quite the coincidence, don’t you think?

Despite all this, I still loved you and believed we could work things out. Then, I hit the lottery for $10 million. I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were already gone.

I guess everything happens for a reason. I genuinely hope you find the life you’re looking for. Oh, and as my lawyer pointed out, your letter ensures you won’t get a dime of my winnings. Take care!

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!